PissedOffVideoGamer

The first and only russian whale video game reviewer. He is known for owning da ninteendo shiet cube, which, in quote, is "A piece of shiet >:(" Its most likely that this was the rapture that God talked about, but he was vanquished by the heroes "oney plays" who created the beautiful "pissed off but rational reviewer" who is an artificial brother of this man, to think there is not one but two of these powerful beings makes one feel so meek in this galaxy its hard to continue living, yet we continue existing to talk about such a beast, and how he can even be birthed into this world, what keeps us going is this man, as sheer proof that either God has forsaken us, or hasnt created this creature, and hides in fear.

Nintendo Shitcube
According to him the wors console of alltime is the Nintendo Shitcube. This is the video that brought his legacy to the public eye to judge, in current day and age, he most resembles a discord moderator. If there was a creature that birthed him, or he emerged from God ignoring this godforsaken world, they are most likely proud communists due to russian background, the old Russian Tsar most likely take this as another reason that russia shouldve never switched its politics.



Dead?
His whereobouts are unknown. He probably got a heart attack and no one knew about his death because he had no friend or He ran out of food and orange juice, he couldn't get up so he ate himself. Or he has remained inside the chair so long he has developed an alien colony within him, making him world's first godlike being.